Who am I? Honestly, how many people answer that question and add all of these little things to their answer to make them look better? Wellp, not me! I am goin’ au naturel.
I’m a teenage girl. I see stars when I hit my head. I feel like I have this wind blowing my hair all around when I walk into a room and I feel like I look really hot. I see that guy and I still feel butterflies and it looks like everything but them is blurred out of my vision. When I am sad or upset about something, I’m that kid that is walking alone in the hallway or in an empty horizon. My makeup makes all the difference with how people interpret my mood. Do I apologize for any of that? No, pry not. I am a teenage girl.
I’m someone to help others. If that means staying up later than everyone else to figure out the technical stuff so that things run smoothly when everyone else needs it, I’ll be that tech guy. Need help moving? Let me get on my forklift and I’ll be right over. You wanna look good? I’ll be the first to get up and have a brush or lip-gloss in hand to primp you for your spotlight. I am that person to help others.
Got a question about why something is the way it is? Here’s something to help. Normally it’s so things look better or sound better. If that’s not the answer your looking for I probably wouldn’t ask me because I will come up with a stupid answer and refer you to someone else. You’re pry better off asking someone else. Sorry, I tried to help.
Are you reading this like; oh my gosh who is this horrid girl? My bad.. I’m pry coming off a little harsh. Most of it is sarcasm and that’s what I like. I think it adds a certain effect.;)
Humor is a big part of this movie I’m living in, so try to bear with the cheesiness. Sometimes I just can’t help it. It comes out like and explosion. Another big thing is making up my own dumb words to substitute for others and use actions even if it’s literally the change of a letter or where I put the emphasis. It’s what I do. Good luck figuring out my logic.
Well that’s all about this train wreck. Try not to scream when you see the next one.
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